Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.
The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.
omg this stressed me out like no other
Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.
no you know what it was a goddamn race
it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper
so much power
The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother
the legal hunger games
The Number Games
ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE MULTIPLICATION ONES THOUGH
These always made me feel horrible because no matter how much I practiced, I still couldn’t get past 5 or 6 questions. I cracked under the pressure
ive stolen this line and used it so many times
how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn
How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?
Musicians make a lot of money from touring
when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert
yesterday with ur mom
i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended
alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”
SO good top paint these guys again—I love this cast and I love this show! I hope you like my composition of cooperation! Prints on my etsy <3
Buy her art so she makes more!!
But that was what I came here for.
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL