How to play The Sims
- spend 3 hours creating your family
- spend 3 days creating your house
- play the actual game for 20 minutes
- do not touch for 4 months
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
It’s something to Putin your butt.
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug in a nutshell.
When I was a boy, my father, Avatar Aang, told me the story how he and his friends heroically ended the Hundred Year War…